An intervention is a delicate thing. You don't really want to look like you have your s**t together, lest your loved ones feel like you don't need their help and you miss out on that sweet sweet rehab time. But you can't attend in your hot messiest state either - they'd put you away for good.
Obviously, only a professional YouTube makeup artist would be qualified to handle your look at this crucial time. So we turned to famed beauty blogger and life icon Michelle Phan's channel for some inspiration. Here are the fleek af looks we selected.
DISCLAIMER: NOT TROLLING HERE. MICHELLE PHAN IS AN EXTREMELY CREATIVE MAKEUP ARTIST AND INSPIRING ENTREPRENEUR AND I KIND OF WANT TO BE HER. KTHANXBAI.
Sailor Moon (Koan)
This is the perfect childhood throwback. It screams: "Remember what a creative child I was before the onset of my hopeless Neko Atsume addiction? I deserve to be taken care of."
This is the look to let them know you've just got home from an EDM rave and you're kinda over this whole situation. Bonus: under-eye bags can only enhance this look.
For when you want to look classy in an "I may or may not have slept on the pavement for the past three nights" kind of way. The ultra glam golden eyes can be paired with a statement necklace and a snapback to cover up whatever's going on on your head rn.
Queen of Darkness.
This one doubles as a makeup look and the title of your memoir. Also, it's probably pretty dark in that room you've been locked in, googling pics of Zayn Malik for the past two weeks.
Cotton Candy Carnival.
This colour palette is great for when you want to let your loved ones know you have a Katy Perry gig to attend afterwards and they will hear you roar.
The "Crazy = Genius" of this list. Which one will show up to your imminent rehab stint? Keep your friends and family guessing with this timeless look.
A timeless classic. The purple lipstick is what ties this look together, subtly hinting at your imminent breakdown. Could also double as your everyday makeup.