It was just meant to be a quick Google search. "Dan and Phil" sounded harmless enough, what's the worst that could happen? And look at yourself now, you hopeless Phandom member, you Phanstan, you're completely addicted.
Confession time: so are we. Time to embrace it, celebrate it and update your Christmas wishlist. Here are ten things every hopeless phan needs in their life.
Dan and Phil to release their own collection of holiday jumpers.
We'd buy every. single. one.
Phan/Dil to be canon.
We will never know.
A lifetime supply of blob plushies.
I need it because of reasons.
JAPHAN 2016. JAPHAN 2017. JAPHAN EVERY YEAR FOR THE REST OF FOREVER.
A series of Phil Lester dance tutorials.
Maybe even a couples' one, tbh.
Just me, or...?
The Dan Christmas wreath to be a real thing.
Current lock screen, tbh.
D n P tour tickets please and thank you.
But like... lifetime passes, do they do those?
A full on D & P radio station.
10/10, would listen again.
To forget that The Cherry Fic ever existed.
Never. Again. Don't even google it. Just take deep breaths and think of ponies.