The internet is at war. All-out, painful war. Friends are now enemies, mothers are turning on their children, and every celebrity you know has a Twitter beef.
It all started with THIS accursed post:
Meet the Dress. This actual literal Devil dress that, depending on the lighting, your own vision, and some horrific witchcraft, can either look like a glamorous white and gold combo, or a sultry blue and black. There is no in-between. There is no on-the-fence. You pick a side and you die with that side.
So Tumblr as a collective are losing their MINDS.
Let's be clear: this thing is evil.
Drake has apparently picked a side.
But Bruno Mars might have something to say about that.
Perhaps we need an expert. Miranda Priestly perhaps?
Apparently this argument is a tale as old as time.
The dress war is already getting retold in an epic Hollywood remake.
It's already become a meme of a meme of a meme. HELP.
THE DRESS IS TAKING A LIFE OF ITS OWN. TWICE.
Clearly there's only one solution to deal with this thing.