The good people of Twitter are always ever the informational fonts of wisdom and advice on any subject, but none more so than on issues surrounding Bird Rights, baby naming and Carrot Facts™.
See below for some twitter brains at their absurdist best.
Is your baby currently sans name? Well, time to throw away your Baby-Naming Glossaries because @babysnames is now your number one source for naming your baby.
Wait, there's more.
Bagels, cake, anti-bird sentiment and squirrel rivalries, it's everything you'd hope for from a BirdsRightsActivist.