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BIRDRIGHTSTWITTER

The good people of Twitter are always ever the informational fonts of wisdom and advice on any subject, but none more so than on issues surrounding Bird Rights, baby naming and Carrot Facts™.

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See below for some twitter brains at their absurdist best.  

1. @babysnames

Is your baby currently sans name? Well, time to throw away your Baby-Naming Glossaries because @babysnames is now your number one source for naming your baby.
Babysnames

Yes baby.

Wait, there's more. 

Babysnames

 

 

Babysnames

 

Babysnames

2. @Realcarrotfacts.

Carrot facts. Your number one source in carrot news and information. But also, Megan. (Please come back).

 

carrot facts

carrot facts

 

carrot facts

carrot facts

Carrot

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carrot facts

 Carrot facts

3. @probirdrights.

 
BIRDRIGHTSTWITTER
 

Bagels, cake, anti-bird sentiment and squirrel rivalries, it's everything you'd hope for from a BirdsRightsActivist.

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BIRDRIGHTSTWITTER

Bird

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BIRDRIGHTSTWITTER

Chicken

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Robin

 

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