No drug test. No entry.
That's what an anti-drugs campaign group in the Philippines called "Laban ng Pamilyang Pilipino" (fight of the Filipino family) are demanding of the country's immigration officials before the members of One Direction are allowed to commence the Philippine leg of the tour.
A poster found on the group's Facebook makes reference to last year's drugs scandal which rocked the fandom.
The only thing that Laban ng Pamilyang Pilipino didn't take into account is the fact that One Direction fans will tear your jugular vein clear out of your throat if given the chance.
ANOTHER WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED BETWEEN THE 1D FANDOM AND THE PH GOVERNMENT #StopTheDRUGTESTfor1DPH— olin has exams,,!! (@meteoritelwt) March 13, 2015
One D fans in the Philippines basically went HAM on twitter--calling out the Philippine government like an ex who is finally ready to let you know how they really feel.
There were threats.
does the government even realise what will happen if they ban one direction I'm scared for their lives #StopTheDRUGTESTfor1DPH— hacked at 22k (@craicostyles) March 13, 2015
does this means theyre declaring a war betweet our fandom and phil government? lets get it ooooonnnn #StopTheDRUGTESTfor1DPH— harry's gravy (@Vamptioner) March 13, 2015
The promises to leave the country.
WHO WANTS TO MOVE TO JAPAN WITH ME, I'M GONNA BOOK MY PLANE TIX RN #StopTheDRUGTESTfor1DPH— flynt (@PAKSHETPAYNE) March 12, 2015
The gentle reminders that One D are good honest people.
And of course…
Dear Government, Just so you know,Zayn's voice is still higher than your salary. Love, Directioners #StopTheDRUGTESTfor1DPH— IBEGYOU SMART/SPINNR (@selinaaaahxran) March 13, 2015
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN ZAYN'S HIGH NOTE IS HIGHER THAN GMA'S RATING AWWW #StopTheDRUGTESTfor1DPH— Horan The World (@QueenOfHoran_13) March 13, 2015
Zayns notes are higher than their IQ #StopTheDRUGTESTfor1DPH— // (@tweerkingniall) March 13, 2015
Weirdly enough it does sometimes work to get really irrationally angry at something until it goes away.
The PNP addressed the issue today and plans for a drug test for the boys are not moving forward.
You did it, PhillipineDirectioners! You over powered the government!