With series nine of Doctor Who (or, if you're being pedantic the thirty-fifth) fully underway, we thought it was time that you learned a devastating truth...
A monster from Doctor Who will get you pregnant and you will have its baby. But which one we hear you ask? Luckily we've got you bbz, and we've made a lil' quiz that'll seal your fate and that of your child's forever.
Now, where did we leave the TARDIS?