You can't sport a beard or cycle a bike without being accused of being a hipster these days. People are totally obsessed with it. Worse of all, nobody can exactly pin down who or what qualifies as a hipster. It's probably the most vague social group around (if you can even call it that).
Well THANK GOD there is now an easy test you can take to determine your true hipster status. Remember, the truth can be ugly. Be honest with yourself. It's the only path to hipster redemption.