Back in the early 00s, before Tinder, Tumblr or Twenty One Pilots, the label Track Star Records had a section of their website dedicated to dating, allowing emo singles to create profiles and meet like-minded pop punk people.
Hey, wouldn't it be super embarrassing if one of the site's users became a super famous rock star but forgot to delete his profile and now we can all read what his super silly email address was?
Yep, that would be embarrassing!
In fairness, apparently Pete didn't write his own copy on this. But still, what an email address!
Oh and for those younger readers, Puff Daddy is what we used to call Sean Combs, that guy who chases Russell Brand around in Get Him To The Greek.
Not sure what the closet thing is all about though...
Anyway, long story short, Pete would eventually (SPOILER ALERT) find love so happy ending all round.
Well done everyone.