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The internet tends to come out with some ridiculous things. You could, quite literally, type anything into Google and get a how-to article fitting any of your bizarre informational needs. 

Well, as they're prone to do, the good people of twitter recently got their hands on an incredibly ridiculous article and they have commenced level 10 trolling. 

So, a website called themodernman (barf) posted an article called "How To Talk To A Woman Who Is Wearing Headphones". You can see where this could cross over into unsavory territory, can't you?The article itself is truly remarkable, and includes poignant and cerebral observations such as this: 

These days, many women walk around playing with a smartphone or tablet device and are often wearing headphones and listening to music at the same time.

How to talk to women who are wearing headphones

You don't say. 

Twitter latched on the actual instructions for how to approach a woman wearing headphones because they are truly wild and no one can believe that people are actually like this. 

How to get her attention


So, what's the take away? 

Leave people alone. Girls aren't magical mysterious creatures to be figured out and "hacked". Girls are people trying to get on with their day; perhaps they're at the grocery store listening to a podcast, or waiting for a bus listening to the new Carly Rae Jepsen release. Under no circumstance should you, an adult functioning member of society, stand in front of a woman and wave your hand in their face. 

Let's use our best judgment, guys. Everybody leave everybody alone and let's see if we can't get on with this whole "humanity" thing. 

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