Get Snapchat, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
And so you were seduced by the promise of your ridiculousness disappearing forever after just a few seconds. Unfortunately for you and for the people below, screenshots exist. Use these as a cautionary tale...
The 10,000 chins.
Only the inner circle gets to see this masterpiece. The inner circle = me and mum.
2)The Wrecking Ball
This one's pretty funny. For like ten minutes, before your naked a** becomes a meme.
3) The latte, PSL, peppermint mocha etc.
You know what a latte looks like. I know you know what a latte looks like. But I will still keep sending you snaps of it until we're both too old too old and shaky to use smartphones and there's nothing you can do about it.
4) The Starbucks with your name spelled wrong.
I just.. I just don't understand why... *cries on the inside*
5) The drawn on d**k pic.
Ok, this one made me lol.
6) The actual d**k pic.
I'm judging you. Bianca is judging you. Please stop.
7) The SnapLoo.
See also: toilet selfie, ToiletGram and toilet Tinder. I just need something to do in there, ok???
8) The overused movie/book/pop culture pun.
This is unEGGceptable.
9) Screenshot-ing someone's story.
The was a sign of trust. You broke that trust.
10) The heads in places where heads shouldn't be.
Saturday got a little too wild.
11) The Snapchat breakup.
At least have the decency to say it in a subtweet!
12) The Snapception.
What a time to be alive.