She may be married to Brendon Urie but Sarah Urie has her own totally winning internet persona. Since we've explored the reasons Brendon Urie is probably your internet dad, it's only fair we speak on the internet mum-ishness that is Sarah Urie.
1) First of all, her sense of humour is too lit.
2) She angrily subtweets strangers. Just like you.
Dear guy next to me at the car wash being super loud on your phone while us patrons sit quietly waiting for our vehicles. GET OUT.— Sarah Urie (@hellosarahurie) April 6, 2016
3) Her nail game is all the way poppin'!
4) She is also obsessed with Halsey. So..yeah, she belongs on the internet.
5) I'm, like, 72% sure she actually runs an aesthetics blog.
6) She and Penny are just SUCH a dynamic duo.
7) She and dad just kill it always, don't they?