Last night's Oscars made for a truly unforgettable night, but let's be honest: nobody outside the PST time zone stayed up to watch,, right? So if you, like us, want to look like you're cool and down with pop culture without actually having to watch the damn thing, we got u fam.
1)Chris Rock's opening speech was fire. As in, it was actually burning and uncomfortable. Slé.
audience cutaway shot during Chris Rock's monologue pic.twitter.com/DhJFFV8r5x— jaboukie (@jaboukie) February 29, 2016
Chris Rock's Oscars 2016 monologue is something future comedy nerd teens will share with other comedy nerd teens they're tryna sleep with— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) February 29, 2016
2) Just when you thought you were safe...
I have gone several months without sight of a Minion....the nightmares were almost gone....— Nathan Zed (@NathanZed) February 29, 2016
3) Lady Gaga's powerful and important message.
Okay, this Lady Gaga performance is *commanding*... Goddess, this is good.— Katherine Cross (@Quinnae_Moon) February 29, 2016
4)That's it. We can now resume our regularly scheduled Leo programming.
Younger generations will never understand the plight of ours. If you weren't alive before Leo won, you don't know what we went through.— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) February 29, 2016
he waited 22 years to finally have this speech and he dedicated it to mother earth. the world doesn't deserve leo. https://t.co/9wzhancT6V— jay (@hqnsols) February 29, 2016
5) That Kate Winslet handing Leo the Oscar... brace yourselves for the memes.
But back to the purpose of the ceremony.
LEO FINALLY WON AN OSCAR WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE— thomas (@xTomBlythex) February 29, 2016
So in conclusion: has Leo won an Oscar?