If you weren't following everyone's favourite Twitter dad this year, then you should probably rethink every choice you made in the last twelve months. Mark Hoppus' tweets are the stuff of legends, and actually, ALL of our inner thoughts typed out for the world to see.
Here are all the times Dad was literally you in 2015:
1) This matter of fact statement.
2) Shout out to all you veggies, Hoppus knows your life.
3) WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
4) Thinking about retweeting this one every Monday morning.
5) Wait... I had that idea for the sequel first!
6) Y'all... Dad knows.
7) The biggest debate of 2015 has been CLOSED.
8) We were all thinking it, Dad had the guts to say it.
9) MARK HOPPUS IS ALL OF US.
10) And if he had to give you one piece of advice for 2016...