It's been officially one week since the end of the world as we know it election. Hillary has been spotted out with the dogs that she promised a walkies to over 3 years ago at the start of her campaign. Bernie is building his nuclear bunker. Vice President Joe Biden is currently setting booby traps around the White House. And you're probably still crying. BOY, IT'S BEEN A WILD ONE.
But nothing will shake the unbreakable bond between the nation's most high profile bromance, POTUS and VEEP. These memes - and the resurfaced pictures of a Young Joe Biden, hiyaaaaa - have managed to save our timelines from certain death. Here, have a laugh on us!
1) Joe doesn't deserve this.
BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here.— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) November 9, 2016
OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that.
BIDEN: Punch him round the back.
BIDEN: Kick, then. pic.twitter.com/TmbPfrBalT
2) The bromance is real.
Biden: bro come over— keep breathing || 19 (@fIawlesssivan) November 11, 2016
Obama: bro we're supposed to be packing
Biden: look I made a flipagram of us throughout our 8 years
Obama: BROO pic.twitter.com/eyXvy0RMZZ
3) IT'S YA BOI BIDEN AND YOU'RE WATCHING... PUNK'D!
"I left a Kenyan passport in your desk, just to fuck with him"— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
"Oh and a prayer rug in your bedroom. He's gonna lose it!"
"Dammit Joe" pic.twitter.com/mEWo91OLuA
4) Who gon' check me boo?
Biden: Trump better not get in my face... cos I'll drop that motherfucker— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 10, 2016
5) Y'all bettah sleep with one open, ya get me?
Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here— rudy mustang (@roostermustache) November 11, 2016
Obama: joe im on the phone
Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to pic.twitter.com/qfjh3ffkPE
6) Like heck.
Biden: Like heck am I leaving him any ice cream, Barack here take a cone— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 11, 2016
Obama: Joe you know I'm lactose into-
Biden: Like. Heck. pic.twitter.com/zXGOTS2pNs
7) You gotta do what you gotta do.
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 11, 2016
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here pic.twitter.com/e7NRIZ43Ww
8) Please welcome, the Archbishop of Banterbury, Joseph R. Biden.
Obama: "Joe, why are you still holding my hand?"— thomas moore (@Thomas_A_Moore) November 12, 2016
Biden: "I wanna freak Mike Pence out"
Obama: "But why?"
Biden: "Just roll with it" pic.twitter.com/o5KZZ0Ysgz
9) I SAID WHAT I SAID!
Biden: I'm not giving them the wifi password— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) November 14, 2016
Biden: I said what I said pic.twitter.com/xaqgxU3k9Z
10) One last time.
Obama:tell the world were bros— This Makes No Sense (@NonsensPosts) October 24, 2016
Biden:*whispers* were bros
Obama:bro why'd u whisper
Biden:ur my world bro
12) FFS Joe.
Obama: *whispers* put the laser pointer away or give it to me pic.twitter.com/7Gs3y4p2iM— Barack & Joe (@bidenandobama) November 12, 2016
13) Aspire to be this petty.
biden: he cant go in my room— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) November 13, 2016
biden: im not gonna tell him the secret password pic.twitter.com/Pop9oqza9Y
14) Wait? WHAT?
Barack: Sign here, and here— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) November 13, 2016
Joe: And then the adoption is final & you and Michelle are my parents?
Barack: No, Joe pic.twitter.com/M5yf2SDuFG
15) YOUR FAVE IS PROBLEMATIC.
Barack: Who'd you vote for?— Josh Swenson (@jswenn) November 14, 2016
Joe: I wrote in Harambe pic.twitter.com/lOIegUBBzq
16) YA BURNT!
biden: cmon you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled "SECRET" and leave it in the oval office desk— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 11, 2016
obama: joe pic.twitter.com/UTtv1JkE5o
Joe: "What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave"— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) November 12, 2016
Barack:" Joe we can't-"
Joe: "Or we could cut all the cords" pic.twitter.com/MLao1wjfvo
18) FACT: Kevin McCallister grew up to be Vice President Joe Biden.
Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone— Dean E. S. Richard (@deanfortythree) November 11, 2016
Obama: Joe, no
Biden: Just one booby trap
Obama: Joe pic.twitter.com/IDTc2L1sKF
19) Near... far... wherever you are...
"barack please don't leave me with them"— memes (@memetribute) November 12, 2016
"joe you're leaving when I leave"
"oh right lmao love u" pic.twitter.com/fYzuXq2xtw
Bros before hoes. Always.