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For the last two months at PopBuzz HQ, we've been involved in a top-secret investigation regarding Harry Styles and his future career plans.

When One Direction announced their "hiatus" back in August, a lot of news outlets tried to guess what the 1D boys would be doing next. A lot of reports suggested that Harry would be launching a solo career. It seemed like a natural move for the long-haired lothario.

While we were very excited about this, we knew that we couldn't rely on gossip or rumour. We needed cold hard facts. After weeks of hiding outside Harry's house and countless attempts to hack into his Twitter account (we tried variations of "ILoveLouis4Eva" to no avail), we still hadn't found any concrete proof of his solo plans. 

Just as we were about to give up, last week we received a tip-off from an anonymous source. At the time, we couldn't corroborate the sources' story, so we decided not to publish the allegations to avoid any nasty lawsuits. But now we have proof.

We can exclusively reveal that Harry Styles is intending on becoming a full-time cleaner. Here is the video to prove it:
 

Though we can't confirm why he decided to break the news at the concert in Dublin, it is understood that Harry is desperate to get as much practice as he can before he switches career. He's been up all night scrubbing, making sure he can do all the little things correctly. Harry is obviously very committed to idea of making things perfect.

A "source" close to Harry said of the revelations, "It is true. Harry has a lot of famous friends with very big houses. He figured he could get paid for cleaning their houses while still spending time with them, therefore killing two birds with one stone. It was a no-brainer, really. Plus the smell of Febreze drives him WILD."

Fans have reacted well to the news.


We have sent a request for comment to Harry Styles' people. We will update the story with more information as this shocking news unfolds.*

*Most of the "information" in this article is complete bullsh*t.*

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