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We're starting to wonder if Harry Styles is deliberately trolling us. 

One Direction fans, but more specifically Larry shippers, were sent into a meltdown yesterday when it was confirmed that 4 new songs had been registered with The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers. What this essentially means is that these songs have been written and are 'performed' under Harry's name, as opposed to One Direction.

This doesn't necessarily confirm what his solo plans are. It's more of a legal and financial thing...for the moment.

It doesn't take a genius to guess that this news means that a solo record is 99.99999% gonna happen sometime in the near future. HIP HIP HOORAY, I hear you say! But now for the fun part: WHAT THE HELL COULD THESE SONGS BE ABOUT?

The names of the songs are: "5378 Miles", "Already Home", "Coco" and "Endlessly". We're not gonna lie, it all sounded a bit Larry-esque at first glance. Lords knows Larry shippers do not need an excuse to dream up more fictional scenarios between Harry and Louis but this really sent them into overdrive.


It didn't take long for them to seize upon the first track, "5378 Miles".

http://larry-is-fireproof.tumblr.com/post/136198376818/la-and-doncaster-distance-5316-miles-la-and

Literally not stopped screaming since I read this an hour ago.


Let's take a moment to appreciate the colloquial dialect a Larry die-hard has written for Louis in this scene.

http://lovehoperomance.tumblr.com/post/136187655908/5378

"Give me five minutes to get meself a tea love and then we'll Skype." LOL!!!


Larry shippers have no chill.

http://looksoclosely.tumblr.com/post/136268886274/me-sees-harrys-song-titles-yes-larry-is-real


It got out of control pretty quickly.

http://imevenbetter.tumblr.com/post/136186711618/watch-harry-and-louis-make-a-solo-album-like


Our thoughts exactly.

http://perfectdagger.tumblr.com/post/136181859283/not-to-make-everything-about-larry-but-this-is


Someone even reimagined the lyrics from "Seasons of Love", taken from the musical Rent, to fit a Larry-themed "5378 Miles". Dying.

http://themotherpotato.tumblr.com/post/136188917545/5378-miles-or-a-rent-spin-on-harrys-new-songs

If someone would like to record this, please DM a soundcloud link ASAP.


It's all getting a bit too much tbh *bites lips, wipes tear from eyes*

http://ishiptommohaz.tumblr.com/post/136191094534/5378-isnt-enough


Someone tried to make this about Zarry which is obviously BS.

http://harryfuckmeup.tumblr.com/post/136183305846/5378-miles-is-about-zarry


Me.

http://adarkzarrie.tumblr.com/post/136181624242/5378-miles-endlessly-already-home-coco


What do you think the songs could be about? Given Harry and his team are registering songs, we guess it won't be too long until we find out. 2016 is going to be full of surprises! 

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