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Flight Of The Conchords

Ever since Flight Of The Conchords went on hiatus, life has been an actual uphill struggle. We mean, there was news of a 10-date New Zealand tour and confirmation of a movie (albeit with no deadline) but it didn't quiiiiiiiiite satisfy us - you know what we mean? That was however... UNTIL NOW. 

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Dust off your synthesisers everybody, because Bret and Jermaine are BACK. They're back and their reunited for an official 28-city US Tour that will feature - wait for it - NEW. MUSIC. No word yet on whether there will be a second UK leg added to the 'Flight Of The Conchords Sing Flight Of The Conchords' so if you need us, we'll be rocking a corner clutching the YouTube URLs of all the fan footage. 

To celebrate, we've decided to rank our favourite Flight Of The Conchords song. 

But before we do, let's just have a quick band meeting... Bret? Yup. Jemaine? Yis. Murray? PRISENT! Ok, let's go...  

10) Leggy Blonde

 

Best Lyric: "I had a budgie but it died / Whoa-oh whoa, I like pie"

9) She's So Hot... Boom!

 

Best Lyrics: "Oh my god, she's so hot / She's so flippin' hot, she's like a curry!"

8) Too Many Mother 'Uckers

  

Best Lyrics: "Then... sh'... Granny Smith... f'... / ...up... an avocado... ...'uck... 'an... 'n..."

7) Inner City Pressure

6) I'm Not Crying

 

Best Lyrics: "I'm not weeping 'cause you won't be here to hold my hand / For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland."

5) The Humans Are Dead

 

Best Lyrics: "We used poisonous gases / And we poisoned their asses."

4) HipHopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

 

Best Lyrics: "Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist / But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this."

3) Bowie

 

Best Lyrics: "Do you have one really funky sequinned space suit, Bowie? / Or do you have several CH-CH-CHAAAANGES?"

2) Bret, You've Got It Going On

 

Best Lyrics: “Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / that he thinks his booty is fly?”

1) Albi The Racist Dragon

 

Best Lyrics: "'What are you doing here I thought I killed you yesterday?' / Grumbled Albi, quite racistly."

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