Forget about Oscar Isaac... the internet's one true love is Cole Sprouse. And he has been all along, we just didn't realise it until literally a few weeks ago. Usually, the internet will choose it's next boyfriend by posting endless gifs and sharing giggly late night TV interviews but for the kids - all they want is glo-ups.
You see... nothing ignites the passion of a Twitter user more than a good glo-up. Remember when everyone fell in love with Neville from Harry Potter? I mean, we all LOVED Neville from day one but it wasn't until he went full BAE did we start LOOOoooOoOoOoving Neville. And that is what is happening to Cole Sprouse right now. Let us explain...
Cole Spouse began his career playing the son of a guy called Ross on one of those 90's sitcoms. I think it was called Friends? I'm not sure, I've never seen it - I'm far too young to have lived through the 90s. Ha Ha Ha. (Loooooool just kidding, Friends is amazing, I know all the words.)
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Many of us may also know him as one half of The Suite Life Twins, Zack and Cody - Cody to be precise. Now THAT was a good show, that I will definitely admit to binge watching during the summer holidays.
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Or, if you're neither old or obsessed with the Disney Channel but you do have a penchant for twitter trolling then you'll know Cole from his world famous Twitter account.
Dead on the inside counts too pic.twitter.com/BRhqEnFwen— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) March 8, 2016
It was at this point in his life that Cole had cemented his place in our hearts as our favourite annoying online-troll brother. Forever taking time to make fun of his past, roasting his brother for all to see and leaving sarcastic comments on our timelines.
Sometime after The Suite Life had ended, Cole and IRL brother Dylan left the spotlight to attend University. During that time, he emerged on social media with long blonde hair, and a permanent derp face. Still the dorky brother we'd all come to know and love. Here's a reminder:
But everything suddenly changed after one social media minute and an Instagram post a few weeks ago. Cole Sprouse. got. HOT. *bangs fist against table* EVIDENCE! NOW!
Exhibit A. A throwback Thursday post featuring Cole during his younger years emerged on Cole's Instagram.
Exhibit B. One hair cut and a trip to Hipsters'R'Us later... BAE TURNS UP OUT OF THE BLUE UNINVITED.
And thus, Hot Cole Sprouse was born. And he did not go unnoticed.
cole sprouse got so hot remember like 3 years ago when he was looking like this pic.twitter.com/IFJ3pXgLay— tea (@apathygemini) May 31, 2016
cole sprouse is literally a young leo dicaprio goodbye im offended— offended™ (@letlukesmile) June 13, 2016
I am getting young Leo DiCaprio vibes from Cole Sprouse pic.twitter.com/4tFOLi2uXG— Tori (@ToriLanglands) June 5, 2016
we did nothing to deserve how hot Cole Sprouse got— house, m.d. (@colllleeeennn) June 14, 2016
how come even the bags under cole sprouse's eyes are hot— Macy (@macyschmelzer) June 14, 2016
IF U THOUGHT COLE SPROUSE LOOKED GOOD WITH BLONDE HAIR OOOO HOT DOG HIS DARK HAIR GOT ME WEAK— dollface (@downcastkitten) June 9, 2016
God speed, Hot Cole Sprouse. You have the internet's heart now.
Rollin in tha pussy. pic.twitter.com/GSttZFuE2n— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) June 11, 2016