Hark! Natalia Kills and Willy Moon have emerged from their self-imposed exile to apologise.
The married Ex X-Factor judges have finally broken their silence about Sunday's tirade against show contestant Joe Irvine. The pair were accused of bullying Joe, who they called "creepy" and lacking in "artistic integrity".
The pair have since apologised but even their apology was weird and over the top.
At last! I am relieved that I'm finally able to break the silence... xoxo pic.twitter.com/9ubfgJjjZm— NATALIA KILLS (@NataliaKills) March 19, 2015
It is no surprise that this was the apology of someone who went to the airport dressed like Audrey Hepburn on trial for witchcraft.
The obvious question here is why didn't they use the same font? Why is Willy's in Courier and Natalia's in Times New Roman? They are too original to use the same font. That's why.
This week was probably very difficult for the pair who have been called everything from Lord Farquaad to Handsome Squidward.
No word on whether Joe has accepted their apology but we can report that he went to the zoo with Sarah and Steve and had a great time.