It has now come to light that somewhere Out There, beyond the realms of internet, there does exist in real life a band which in equal parts is part McDonalds tribute band, part Black Sabbath tribute band.
For many, this band may now be the scariest thing in existence. C.l.o.w.n.s. + Metal.
And it's not even the clown that's the scariest band member in the group. I'm keeping my eye on that big purple maniac on the right.