It's a truth universally acknowledged that a woman in want of a good cat eye, WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO DO ONE. Let's face it, unless your name is Adele Laurie Blue Adkins then your winged eyeliner game SUCKS. We understand your struggle, and so does tumblr.
1) The Eyeliner game is the most serious game in the world... nothing else matters.
2) And yet the struggle is so real.
3) In fact, it's so real that we can confirm this very bold statement.
4) There are many times when we just can't get it right.
5) But we hope we'll have mastered it in time for our date with death. (If not, someone call Adele's make up artist STAT.)
6) This sudden realisation makes you sweat with anxiety... #WingedEyelinerForEveryone
7) It's 2015, why can't we do this yet?!
8) This is an apology you have to send to your friends on the regular, isn't it?
10) Such a valid point, and an hideously accurate one too.
11) Winged Eyeliner is one of the highest art forms.
12) But it's time to face facts: It's an art form that very few of us will ever master in our lifetime.
13) Please send help.