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Let's face it guys - most pop songs tend to be about one thing. Sometimes they hide it by calling it "Work" or a "zig-a-zig-ah" but we know what they are really on about...

But sometimes, songs get things a little bit wrong. Here's a few "examples":

1) Fifth Harmony - "Work From Home"

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"Nothin' but sheets in between us" - that's not how it works ladies. You are "between the sheets". Sheets "in between us" would just get in the way.

 

2) Beyoncé - "Drunk In Love"

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"I'm singing on the mic til my voice hoarse, Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard" - are you on the mic while you're in the tub too? That's an accident waiting to happen. And why is it only half-full? Go big or go home!

 

3) Drake - "Hotline Bling"

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"I know when that Hotline Bling, that can only mean one thing" - it's that kind of arrogance that results in lost voicemail messages.

 

4) The 1975 - "Sex"

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"And she said use your hands and my spare time" - "spare time" is a very weird euphemism for penis.

 

5) Zayn - "Pillowtalk"

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"So we'll piss off the neighbours" - NEVER get into a sex war with your neighbours. It will not end well. 

 

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6) Panic! At The Disco - "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"

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"Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part/Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick." - just sounds a bit gross.

 

7) One Direction - "No Control"

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"Stained coffee cup, Just a fingerprint of lipstick’s not enough" - that's not how lipstick works boys.

 

8) The Weeknd - "The Hills"

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"I only love it when you touch me, not feel me" - those are technically the same thing.

 

9) Rihanna - "Kiss It Better"

Rihanna

"So why argue? You yell, but you take me back. Who cares when it feels like crack?" - ask a crack addict.

 

10) Ariana Grande - "Dangerous Woman"

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"I'm bulletproof and Know what I'm doing, The way we're movin' like introducing, Us to a new thing" - wait, so, is it a new thing or do you know what you're doing? Make your mind up!

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