Look, we all love our siblings. But there are some things they get to do differently to us, and that just ain't fair. Not fair at all.
Let's take a closer look shall we?
1) School Clothes
Oldest Child: Fresh new threads to wow all your friends.
Youngest Child: Are these only third hand? Cos they look like they've been through at least 18 people. Oh, and they are at least 3 sizes too big.
2) Dinner Time
Oldest Child: Served first, takes however much you want.
Youngest Child: Fighting for the last chicken drumstick.
3) Going Out
Oldest Child: Reasonable curfew, relatively little suspicion from the parent (until you come home at 4am and ruin it).
Youngest Child: Back in the house by 7pm, in bed by 9pm or you're grounded.
4) Music and TV shows
Youngest Child: Hey, I just heard of this great new band...
Oldest Child: Ugh, that band? I'm so over them.
5) Relationship with the parents
Oldest Child: You know you're the favourite.
Youngest Child: You know you're the favourite.
Oldest Child: Not a scratch on you.
Youngest Child: You're basically just one giant bruise at this point.