Here's a sentence we never thought we would write: you can now buy a vagina boom box.
The idea is that music is supposed to stimulate babies in the womb. Instead of playing music through headphones on the bump or loudly in a room, like a normal person, now expectant mothers can play their favourite bangers straight to the little critters via a cable into the vagina. Isn't that cute?
There is no bluetooth here, folks. Turn on your iPod, plug it in to the baby maker, and get bumping to your fave Rihanna song. There's an extra headphone socket so mothers and their partners can join in the fun. What a time to be alive.
You can watch the rather dubious promotional video here.
So what do you think of the vagina boom box? To be honest, we can't really believe this is real but it's far too WTF to pass by. Let's take a poll, shall we?