1) The reason we never get into fights.
2) Just try and prove us wrong.
3) The reason why we didn't get out of bed this morning.
4) If you don't receive a reply from us on Tinder, this is most likely the reason why.
5) Schadenfreude is the comfort blanket we never want to take off.
6) When we reluctantly wear costumes for fancy dress parties.
7) When we run out of milk and we're forced to think about going outside.
8) Every time someone tells us to 'cheer up'.
9) When someone tells us that they're going to a spiritual retreat to have their chakra's realigned.
10) Our first response when someone says today sucks.
11) Why did I just criticize your birthday plans? Well...
12) When we meet someone new and they say they don't read the news because it's too negative.
13) Just a regular conversation tbh.
14) When you can't be disappointed because you have such low expectations.
15) When we achieve very important life goals.
16) When someone says that we're a negative person.
17) The one time you aren't cynical and you get excited and then EVERYTHING FALLS TO SH*T.
18) Eeyore is our spirit animal.
19) Yay for Birthdays.
20) The reason why it pays to be a pessimist in the end.