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Like it or not, the boys are now out of a job for the foreseeable future. And we at PopBuzz do not want to see them go hungry. So, luckily, we found their full set of résumés and hopefully, by putting them online, we can aid them in their search to find future employment so they don't end up just sat around doing nothing. Like Zayn.

Harry Styles

Age: 21

Academic Qualifications: 18 Cub Scout Badges.

Previous Experience: Spent the last 5 years working as a boyband member/hair-based meme generator.

Special Skills: Costume design.

Other Interests: Inappropriately older women.

Ambitions: Do a Timberlake before Zayn.

References: Nick Grimshaw, Radio 1.

 

Louis Tomlinson

Age: 23

Academic Qualifications: School Of Rock DVD owner.

Previous Experience: Spent the last 5 years working as a boyband member/sassy twitter user.

Special Skills: Football (the soccer type).

Other Interests: Getting quite sh*t tattoos.

Ambitions: To make Larry happen.

References: Louis Tomlinson Jr (coming soon).

 

Liam Payne

Age: 22

Academic Qualifications: Duke Of Edinburgh - Bronze.

Previous Experience: Spent the last 5 years working as a boyband member/Buzzkill.

Special Skills: Can actually write a pretty decent tune.

Other Interests: Cardigans.

Ambitions: Become the new Gary Barlow, including the fat wilderness years.

References: James Corden, CBS.

 

Niall Horan

Age: 22

Academic Qualifications: Grade 2 Guitar.

Previous Experience: Spent the last 5 years working as a boyband member/Christmas elf.

Special Skills: Pointing directly into the camera a second after its panned past his face.

Other Interests: Selena Gomez (allegedly).

Ambitions: Reform One Direction.

References: Louis Walsh, Ireland. 

Good luck out there boys!

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