No siree! It's not enough for Gaga to be a titan of modern pop culture, so now she's taken to stealing men. More specifically, your man. And we have proof!
Remember at Golden Globes when she bumped into Leonardo DiCaprio?
WELL SHE WAS ACTUALLY COMING FOR YOUR MAN!
Does this door look familiar? BECAUSE IT'S YO MAN'S DOOR.
When yo man's gone to get a coffee and Gaga appears out of Starbucks like...
In this GIF, upon seeing Gaga, we can clearly see Oprah running to lock her man into his anti-Gaga safety chamber.
That time Gaga stole your man when you were asleep and later used it as a funny anecdote to tell Taylor Swift.
"It was so easy, she had no idea, LOL!"
When you leave yo man for 5 minutes to get an ice-cream....
Not content with your man, she'll take your children too. Is there nothing this woman won't do?
Gaga in a police chase to the state borderline after stealing yo man, typing him up and throwing him in the boot.
When you confront Gaga about her crimes and she's like...
You have been warned.