Before we go any further, look at Justin Bieber's butt.
Cool, that's out the way.
Buttstin Bieber graced the internet with his rear end today while out on a boating trip around Bora Bora with friends.
He's been on something of a tropical sabbatical since at least Independence Day.
He's been having a great time sailing, swimming around the reef... and practically feeding his friends to sharks.
YEP, that's the Biebs' director pal Joe Termini with a fresh shark bite, just millimetres away from his nipple. Apparently the vacationers were swimming a little too close to the territory of reef sharks and got on their nerves, resulting in a few stitches for Joe.
Thankfully Joe is gonna be fine, but Justin might want to think twice about going back into the water unless he fancies his butt being bitten off; Shark Week just kicked off a month early on the Discovery Channel...