This weekend, the much-anticipated comedy roast of Justin Bieber took place in Los Angeles. Biebs sat in pride of place onstage while one by one, comedians, musicians and even a couple of sport stars took their turn to give him an unapologetic stand-up hammering.
We won't see the release for another couple of weeks, so we won't get to see Justin's real-time reactions to the jokes until the end of the month. But some of the best roastings of the night have made their way online, and so we'd like to prepare you with an arsenal of the most appropriate Bieber reaction .GIFs to use for each.
"Tonight we’re going to give what his parents and the legal system should have done years ago. We’re going to give this boy an ass-whoopin'." - Kevin Hart
"Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now." - Jeff Ross
"You have it all. Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy." - Chris D'Elia
"Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." - Hannibal Buress
"Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people." - Shaquille O'Neal
"You bought a monkey! That monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the AIDS epidemic." -Snoop Dogg
"You gotta give it up for Justin. He started from the bottom and he’s still a bottom." - Hannibal Buress
"You are the King Joffrey of Pop." - Jeff Ross
"The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower." - Martha Stewart
"You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you." - Ludacris
"You should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likeable in the public eye. And, I hope it doesn’t work." - Hannibal Buress
And one last jab:
"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours." - Justin Bieber