Breaking news from Ottowa as Twenty One Pilots inadvertently caused the ground to shake, CBC News reporting that their April 1st concert at a local venue caused damage similar to that of a low-magnitude earthquake.
Yes, Hurricane Tyler and Storm Dun swept aggressively across Canada, destroying everything in their path from gym ceiling tiles to...well, actually that's about it.
At least they've got a ladder ready!
But wait, there's more fren-based destruction discovered as CBC obtained several documents sent to the mayor's office detailing excess damage including...
Some light fixtures had safety chains connected to sprinkler piping instead of to the structure.
Large can-type speakers fell to the floor because they weren't properly secured with safety chains.
A mirror on the gym's south wall shattered.
The ceiling's tile framing system gave out because it wasn't braced to the building.
In other words, Twenty One Pilots are a machine hell-bent on destruction.
I mean just look at these evil faces!
Although, in fairness, it does look like they were seriously shaking the room that night.