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Kanye Yeezy season 3

Professional troll and hip hop mastermind Kanye West launched his latest fashion line and new album in an event at Madison Square Garden, livestreamed across the world via Tidal. 

Yeezy Season 3

But hey, you're busy people, you don't have time to wait for Tidal to load just so you can watch a bunch of people stand still in a room. So, we've put together a list of notable moments from the show you can tweet about to make it seem like you were actually there. Yep, its Yeezy Season 3 - the "Too Long, Didn't Watch" breakdown.

1) We saw some new clothes.


Yeezy season 3


And the models looked somewhat moody, as per Kanye's many, many instructions.

But Naomi Campbell showed up, which is fun.

the fader

2) We heard some new songs.

Yeezy Season 3

When he wasn't struggling to work his AUX chord, Yeezus treated us to cuts from his new record The Life Of Pablo which featured guest appearances from Sia, Rihanna, The Weeknd and Chance The Rapper to name a few. Kanye's claims that this is a gospel album are also not unfounded with the opening track featuring a choir going full out.

Some of the songs were also, thankfully, very good. 


3) There are a few questionable lyrics.

I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I made that bitch famous God damn I made that bitch famous.


Not cool bro. See also this:

I bet me and Ray J would be friends If we ain't love the same bitch Yeah, he might have hit it first Only problem is I'm rich.

High Lights

So there's that.

4) Kanye launched a video game about his mother ascending into heaven.

It was oddly emotional. Seriously, Kanye takes a lot of sh*t for his outlandish behaviour but, all joking aside, we are very excited to play this.

5) There was a rare Frank Ocean sighting.

Let's hope he sticks around.

Oh, wait, nevermind.

6) Anna Wintour looked bored as hell.

Come on Anna, get on board!

7) The Kardashians had a ball.

Turnt Up!

8) We've still got no idea when the album is out.

Kanye West - The Life Of Pablo album cover

Hopefully today but no release date has been announced. Maybe Tidal will just accidentally leak it like Anti. Fingers crossed.

9) Martin Shkrelli is a douchebag.

But hey, you already knew that!

And that's about it.

Yeezy Season 3

As with everything Kanye-related, it was a little bit crazy, a little bit controversial but, crucially, never boring.



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