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Over the weekend loudmouth-rapper Kanye West announced that his much anticipated album SWISH is finally complete. In typically modest fashion, Yeezy declared the album 'the best album of all time'. Because Kanye.


He's a complete troll, we all know that. We kinda love it. Not so keen on his handwriting, though. 

Some of the names on the list are obvious, like "FML" or "80 Hours", but what the hell are number 2 or 9 on that list supposed to be? We're not saying our writing is any better, by the way, we just wouldn't upload our sh*tty writing to 17.5 million followers on Twitter. Maybe a printed list in Comic Sans text would have been better? 

Kylie's effort at the bottom of the page is mildly better. Do you think this is sister-in-law Kylie Jenner? Should Yeezy take handwriting classes? If a dog farts when it's owners aren't home and nobody is around to smell it, does it fart at all? So many questions.

Listen to "No More Parties In LA" below, which is rumoured to have started life as an angry voicemail to Kim. And by 'rumoured' we mean 'a lie completely made up by me'.

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