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In a file folder labelled 'Things We Already Suspected', we can carefully place Joey Fatone's poorly thought out decision to announce the existence of someone else's child.

Fatone apparently spoke to InTouch Magazine saying, "He told me a while ago, and I kept my mouth shut. But now I can talk about it." Probably not, Joey. Probably not.

It just goes to show that even though Justin isn't with N’sync anymore, Joey Fatone is still a total let down.

Now that it's been confirmed, we can all spend the rest of the day speculating on what a Timberlake/Biel baby will look like. Someone should also get started on an iPhone app that has Joey Fatone announce your pregnancy for you which is a thing that everyone definitely wants. 


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