There were lots of cool, quirky and unique accessories worn by the stars attending last night's Academy Awards, but there was one that stuck out to us - mostly because you literally couldn't miss it if you were anywhere within the state of California. I am of course, talking about our favourite soccer mom Jared Leto and his ridiculously huge black umbrella.
Seriously. Look at it. Why is it so big. Was it even raining? I don't think it was even raining.
Can't get a grasp on how big it is? Luckily NASA were kind enough to send us this photo of Los Angeles from space:
We decided in honour of Jared's giga-brolly, and the fact that Lady Gaga's red gloves and John Travolta being a creep are memes already coined by the internet, that we'd have a play just to show you how goddamn big this umbrella is.
It looks like a literal black hole, here to swallow Jared and everything he loves.
It could fit the entire Dolby Theatre in it.
Or at least everyone in last year's Oscars selfie.
(and Jared can get in it this time).
Realistically, the umbrella has room underneath for, like, four extra Jareds.
That is if creepy creeperson John Travolta is willing to share.
We're honestly positive this thing has Mary Poppins-esque flight capabilities.
You do you, Jared. Umbrellas are practical, stylish, and catchy since 2008.