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CocoJet chocolate 3D Printer

 Ever had a day where you don't want to move and you wish you could just conjure chocolate out of nowhere? 

Of course you have. Enter SCIENCE.

The CocoJet is a revolutionary new 3D printer, made by 3D Systems in collaboration with Hershey's. Because yes - it prints chocolate.

Suddenly we're all like:

Given that the options are basically limitless for what you can 3D-print, we had a brainstorm for some things we'd love to immortalise in chocolate. 

Wait, "immortalise" is the wrong word, it's not immortal, we'd eat it. Umm... print?

Here's what we came up with: 

1. A pair of Beats.

They'll probably sound better than the real thing.

2. Meghan Trainor's new album Title.

Meghan Trainor Album Cover Title

Because it isn't sickly sweet enough already.

3. This corgi.

Snow Corgi

Just adding to the collection of confusing replicas.

4. Pharrell's Hat.

Pharrell Williams wears another big hat

WE'LL BE FEASTING FOR WEEKS.

5. Justin Bieber's Photoshopped abs.

Justin Bieber Calvin Klein Shoot

Perfect for breaking apart and sharing with your friends.

6. Justin Bieber's Photoshopped bulge.

JB

May contain nuts.

7. Ultron.

Avengers: Age Of Ultron Trailer 2

Because what are the chances a robot made of chocolate will become sentient and rise up against us, right? Haha, ha, uhh...

8. A Life-Sized replica of Iggy Azalea

Iggy Azalea Fancy Video

Made of, like, the whitest white chocolate available.

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