Ever had a day where you don't want to move and you wish you could just conjure chocolate out of nowhere?
Of course you have. Enter SCIENCE.
The CocoJet is a revolutionary new 3D printer, made by 3D Systems in collaboration with Hershey's. Because yes - it prints chocolate.
Suddenly we're all like:
Given that the options are basically limitless for what you can 3D-print, we had a brainstorm for some things we'd love to immortalise in chocolate.
Wait, "immortalise" is the wrong word, it's not immortal, we'd eat it. Umm... print?
Here's what we came up with:
1. A pair of Beats.
They'll probably sound better than the real thing.
2. Meghan Trainor's new album Title.
Because it isn't sickly sweet enough already.
3. This corgi.
Just adding to the collection of confusing replicas.
4. Pharrell's Hat.
WE'LL BE FEASTING FOR WEEKS.
5. Justin Bieber's Photoshopped abs.
Perfect for breaking apart and sharing with your friends.
6. Justin Bieber's Photoshopped bulge.
May contain nuts.
Because what are the chances a robot made of chocolate will become sentient and rise up against us, right? Haha, ha, uhh...
8. A Life-Sized replica of Iggy Azalea
Made of, like, the whitest white chocolate available.