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If you're looking for a way to spice up your next prom and you can somehow accumulate $28,000 in the next five months or so, then you're in luck - rapper Riff Raff's about to cut you a sweet deal.

For, again, $28,000, Jody Highroller himself promises to come with you to your prom, make you look like the richest COOLEST kid in high school, and also pay for a sweet penthouse hotel room (though presumably that's included in the price. Again, $28,000).

Riff posted the full details of what your money would get you on his Instagram:

 

PULL UP TO YOUR PROM iN A LAMBORGHiNi WiTH JODY HiGHROLLER FOR $28,000 MUST BE 18+ BOOKiNG: CLewisGroup@Caa.com

Fotka zveřejněná uživatelem RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller),Led 11, 2015 at 1:38 PST

MOM GET YOUR PURSE OUT PLZ.

It is only for ages 18+, which is way less common a prom age than you might think. So if prom's already a thing of the past for you and you actually, honestly have $28,000 to dedicate to Riff, then worry not; We took a look at his merch store to see what else you could do with that money.

$28,000 could get you:

1,400 packs of these stickers.

RiFF RAFF Sticker pack

1,750 pairs of these socks.

RiFF RAFF Socks

56 phone calls to your mum from Riff.

RiFF RAFF Calls Your Mom

But only 22 Skype calls to your grandparents.

RiFF RAFF Skypes your Grandparents

Apparently seeing his face costs extra.

13 tattoo designs from Riff.

RiFF RAFF Tattoo Design

RiFF's stylist does your hair 28 times.RiFF RAFF Hair Design

Or you and 27 friends!

Riff will come to your bachelor party.

RiFF RAFF Bachelor Party

And you'll still have enough left over for...

364 Neon Icon CDs.

 RiFF RAFF Neon Icon

Remember how he does music too?

Happy spending.

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