Bad Santa 2

False Alarm by The Weeknd

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On a scale 1-10 how much do you hate Christmas? All that build up and hype just for a day full of family arguments, disappointing gifts that nobody asked for and (if you're old enough) the worst hangovers known to man. Long story short, Christmas is overrated and should be deleted altogether. These people get it...
 

When you can't even afford to feed yourself, let alone buy your whiny little brother that video game he wanted. Sorry about it.

 

Oh, christ. The night shifts, we forgot about the night shifts. #ChristmasIsCancelled

 

Christmas is just like any other mediocre day and a harsh reminder that you are single and alone.

 

Honestly... this time of year is just the WORST.

 

Everything is a lie.

 

RULE: No one should start "celebrating" Christmas before 00:00 on December 25.

 

Don't even get us started on the premature promotion of everyone's STUPID Christmas adverts.

 

And the feelings that we definitely didn't ask for that come along with them. FFS!

 

And also... WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ILLEGAL NOVEMBER DECORATIONS?

 

Spare a thought for those who are surrounded by colleagues who insist on having a Christmas Jumper day.

 

There is literally nothing cute about Christmas.

  

Not Christmas' official sponsor Mariah Carey...

 

Not the godforsaken Christmas markets either...

 

Absolutely NOTHING.

 

Bad Santa 2

Bad Santa 2 is in cinemas from 23rd November. For more information, click here.

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