Bad Santa 2
On a scale 1-10 how much do you hate Christmas? All that build up and hype just for a day full of family arguments, disappointing gifts that nobody asked for and (if you're old enough) the worst hangovers known to man. Long story short, Christmas is overrated and should be deleted altogether. These people get it...
When you can't even afford to feed yourself, let alone buy your whiny little brother that video game he wanted. Sorry about it.
Don't think I'll be able to afford Christmas present this year, I can't even afford life— Jamie Mclellan (@JamieMclellan97) August 31, 2016
Oh, christ. The night shifts, we forgot about the night shifts. #ChristmasIsCancelled
I just started crying bc I remembered soon it'll be really Christmas and I'll have to do a midnight shift at work and I'd rather die— Teagan (@teaganlln) November 16, 2016
Christmas is just like any other mediocre day and a harsh reminder that you are single and alone.
being single during Christmas time is like trying to eat cereal without milk.... it fucking sucks— (@ZacJRobertson) November 14, 2016
Honestly... this time of year is just the WORST.
im getting fat and my skin sucks merry christmas— aubs (@c0rnontheaubs) November 18, 2016
Everything is a lie.
Winter expectations: cosy jumpers hot chocolate Christmas lights cinnamon spice everything— new phone who dis (@smaishling) November 8, 2016
Reality: seasonal affective disorder and the flu
RULE: No one should start "celebrating" Christmas before 00:00 on December 25.
Don't even get us started on the premature promotion of everyone's STUPID Christmas adverts.
two things I hate— Livvy (@giant_peach_) November 13, 2016
1) hyper masculinity
2) Christmas adverts in November
And the feelings that we definitely didn't ask for that come along with them. FFS!
I will always be a Scrooge about christmas adverts because I hate being forced to feel something and it's all cringe in the first place— Geeee (@nov_eee) November 10, 2016
And also... WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ILLEGAL NOVEMBER DECORATIONS?
Everyone's bitching about the election but no one is doing a goddamn thing about Christmas decorations in FUCKING NOVEMBER.— The Drummy you know (@Crashtestdrummy) November 11, 2016
Spare a thought for those who are surrounded by colleagues who insist on having a Christmas Jumper day.
people at work are trying to arrange a day to wear christmas jumpers and i hate christmas jumpers— Festive Dominator (@babyloller) November 11, 2016
There is literally nothing cute about Christmas.
Not Christmas' official sponsor Mariah Carey...
The thing I'm dreading most abt the holiday season is the stupid fucking "all I want for Christmas" Mariah Carey song— p control (@J_Bunnz) November 17, 2016
I. Hate. That. Song.
Not the godforsaken Christmas markets either...
Fuck the Christmas markets.— David Irving (@lesschatmorehat) November 12, 2016
I hate Christmas.— robert huth (@robert_huth) December 25, 2014
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