True Disaster  by Tove Lo

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Tove Lo True Disaster
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Because the internet is the internet, we've found a new thing to hate and it's a doozy of a thing. Glamour Magazine online has written a piece on how to make a man fall in love with you and it is either really good satire or a literal nightmare. 

 

"Stocking the fridge with his favorite drinks. Bonus points: Bring him back to his fraternity days by handing him a cold one as he steps out of the shower."
  

"Making him a snack after sex. It doesn’t have to be a gourmet meal—a simple grilled cheese or milk and cookies will do."

 

"Answering the door in a negligée—or, better yet, naked."

 

"Letting him help solve your petty work problem. Many men don’t do gossip, but they do like to fix things. "

 

"Spitting out sports stats for his favorite team. Showing an interest in his favorite players will earn you points on and off the field."

 

"Taking him back to third grade with a gentle tease over anything from how you’ll dominate him on the basketball court to the weird way he just styled his hair."

 

"Making a big deal out of his favorite meal. Does he like hot dogs cut up into his boxed mac-and-cheese? Serve it on a fancy tray in bed to really see him smile."
 

Hey, this stuff is all crap and please don't pay any mind to Jillian Kramer. This belongs in a satire section. 

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