The following information that we are about to divulge to you is information that will provide you with a particular set of skills, a particular set of skills that CAN BE USED TO STEAL PIZZA.
But first, let's take this moment to look at some delicious, delicious pizza. Mmmm.
God this is good.
Now you've worked up an appetite, here's your pizza stealing steps, starting with number 1) the slice.
2. Then you slice some more.
3. Then, conceal.
We'll be right back.