A new update to Spotify's app rolled out this week, and with it came their new and improved "Browse" feature.
Containing dozens of originally curated playlists, that are sorted by mood, genre, time of day, and activity, Spotify have guaranteed that you can find a playlist to suit... pretty much any mood a human can feel. Honestly, some of these are SO specific, it's amazing.
Here are just 15 of the best original Spotify playlist titles that we found:
1) "Chips and Salsa"
Presumably every song on this playlist has a delicious tangy crunch.
2) "Library Sounds"
Silly playlist, libraries don't allow sounds.
3) "Don't Drink The Water"
Umm, alright. Thanks. Bit ominous.
4) "Hit The Slopes - Experts Only"
ONLY PRO SKI PEOPLE GET THIS MUSIC. GO BACK TO YOUR BABY SLOPE, NERD.
5) "Sleep: Into The Ocean"
Trouble sleeping? Go sleep with the fishes, you goddamn weakling.
6) Morning Smoothies
No doubt every track on this playlist is a mashup full of stuff you like, but actually isn't as good for you as you think.
7) "The Moon Is Calling"
NEW MOON WHO DIS
8) "EDM Cycles"
Because "Techno Cycles" was getting a bit too TRON.
9) "Burnt Bangers & Burgers"
A playlist full of regret for when your barbecue goes awry. Really.
10) "Songs For Slackers"
This is DEFINITELY up my alley; but I can't be arsed listening to it right now...
11) "Round My Mate's"
DON'T LIE, you needed this when you were 15 and wanted to convince your pals that your music taste was cool and indie. I see you.
12) "Treat Yo Self"
This one has just got us all like:
13) "Halloween Hipster"
Because "Thriller" and "Monster Mash" are just sooooo mainstream.
14) "Mac N' Cheese"
Look, I don't care that it's meant to be a food-themed playlist of children's songs, it's called "Mac N' Cheese" so it's my favourite. Hey have you heard of this cool indie band "The Wiggles"?
15) "Mixed Generation Party"
Jumping from ABBA to Daft Punk, this playlist designed to cater for that awkward party you share with your older family members or coworkers might actually be the most goddamn sensible playlist on this list.